All I need to know about Life

All I need to know about life I learned from my cat.

• Life is hard, then you nap.
• Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours.
• When in doubt, cop an attitude.
• Variety is the spice of life; one day ignore people, the next day annoy them.
• Climb your way to the top ~ that's why the drapes are there.
• Never sleep alone when you can sleep on someone's face.
• Find your place in the sun ~ especially if it happens to be on that nice pile of warm, clean laundry.
• Make your mark in the world, or at least spray each corner.
• When eating out, think nothing of sending your meal back twenty or thirty times.
• if you're not receiviing enough attention, try knocking over several expensive antique lamps.
• Always give generously ~ a small bird or roden left on the bed tells them, "I care."